So, letโs talk about sex, baby :-)
1 โ How to Say to Have Sex and to Make Love in French?
The commonly used expression is โfaire lโamourโ, which translates perfectly into โto make loveโ.
There are tons of vulgar expressions about it, the most common one being โbaiserโ used as a verb. This means to fuck, in the physical way as well as the mental one, just like โto get screwedโ. In that case, it is mostly used in the verb in the reflexive form: โse faire baiserโ.
2 โ โVoulez-vous Coucher Avec Moi Ce Soirโ = Would You Like To Have Sex With Me Tonight?
Made famous by โLady Marmaladeโ, this song lyric is also a very direct pick-up line.
You have no idea how many times a student naively said that to me to show they knew โsomeโ French. Obviously they didnโt mean it. Still, itโs quite embarrassing.
So, unless you want to ask someone to have sexual intercourse, stay away from that line.
- โCoucher avec quelquโunโ = to have sex with someone [lit: to lie down with someone]
- โDormir avec quelquโunโ = to sleep with someone in the same bed (not sexual)
- Note that โse coucherโ in the reflexive form means to go to bed. When you say goodbye in French, you could say: โbonne nuit! Je vais me coucherโ.
3 โ French Synonyms For Having Sex โ More or Less Vulgar
Here are some French synonyms and expressions for โmaking loveโ.
There are of course many more, but Iโll list here the most used ones, and let you know whether they are vulgar.
So, we already saw โfaire lโamourโ, โbaiserโ and โcoucherโโฆ
- โSโenvoyer en lโairโ = literally to send yourself in the air. Common.
- โFaire des galipettesโ = to do somersaults. Cute.
- โTirer un/son coupโ = lit: to shoot a blow. Vulgar.
- โCopuler, sโaccouplerโ = to copulate. Scientific.
- โSe taper quelquโunโ = to โdoโ someone. Vulgar.
- โFaire crac-cracโ = to do โcrac cracโ (sound) โ Cute.
- โForniquer โ= to fornicate. Old fashioned.
- โConnaรฎtreโ = to know sexually. Religious.
- โNiquerโ = to fuck. Vulgar.
- โSauterโ = to jump but in context meaning to fuck. Vulgar.
- โAvoir une relation sexuelleโ = to have sexual intercourse. Euhโฆ ? Descriptive?
For more, Iโll direct you to wikipedia. Watch out though that I personally know maybe a third of the expressions listed thereโฆ So itโs fun, but not so useful.
4 โ How To Say Penis in French
Here also, we have TONS of synonyms โ probably over a thousand actuallyโฆ.
- โLe pรฉnisโ, โla vergeโ, โles organes gรฉnitauxโ are scientific.
- โLa biteโ and โla pineโ are very common but vulgar, so is โle zobโ.
- โLe ziziโ and โle quiquiโ are childish.
- โLa queueโ is probably the most commonly used one.
- โLe petit Jรฉsusโ is simply weird. But commonโฆ
Here also, for reference, Iโll use wikipedia. But again, watch out, most of these words are NOT common.
Watch out โ I often hear this embarrassing mistake: English students of French want to talk about a pine tree, and say โpineโ, which as we just saw means a penis. A pine tree is โun pinโ (nasal โinโ sound).
5 โ How to Say Vagina in French
The female genitalia (les organes gรฉnitaux fรฉminin) is also called โla vulveโ โ scientific. Here again, soooo many synonymsโฆ
- โLe conโ = is the literal translation of โcuntโ (sorry) but is extremely used in French as a noun or an adjective to say โa jerkโ or โstupidโ. Itโs one of the most common French words, but iโs original meaning of sexual organ has been forgotten. Describing genitalia as โun conโ is very old fashioned.
- โLa chatteโ = pussy. Vulgar but extremely common. โLe minouโ has the same meaning and is a bit less vulgar.
- โLa mouleโ = mussel. Super Vulgar. Yuck.
- โLa foufouneโ = not translatable. Very common, a bit vulgar but not too much. [note that in Quebec French, foufoune actually means the butt]
- โLe kikiโ, โla nenetteโ, โla zรฉzetteโ = childish.
For more, go to wikipedia.
6 โ How to Say Testicles in French
โLes testicules (f)โ is the scientific, but also generic term.
There are not that many synonyms, believe it or not! Most of the synonyms refer to the shape of the testicles, so โles boulesโ (balls), โles olivesโ (olives), โles bonbonsโ (candies), โles noisettesโ (hazelnuts)โฆ
They are usually used in the plural, but Iโll list the French synonyms for testicles in the singular so you see the gender.
- โUne couilleโ = vulgar but very common. This one is particularly difficult to pronounce for English speakers, so use a synonym!
- โUne burneโ = vulgar but common.
- โUne coucougnetteโ = childish but also common.
- โLes bijoux de familleโ = always used in the plural means โthe family jewelsโ :-)
7 โ How to Say Boobs in French
Back to a ton of words. โLes Seins (m)โ is scientific and the most common term.
โLa poitrineโ refers to โthe chestโ but is mistaken for boobs, and often used in the plural: โles poitrinesโ although it is a mistake.
- โLes nichons (m), โles nibards (m)โ, โles miches (f)โ = vulgar but common.
- โLes nรฉnรฉsโ = very common. A bit childish.
- โLes tรฉtonsโ = literally the tits, but used to describe the whole breast. Common.
- โle busteโ (bust), โla gorgeโ(throat) = more upscale French. Common though.
Of course, here again shape will provide all names of fruitsโฆ โles orangesโ, โles poiresโ (pears), โles melonsโ (cantaloupes), โles pastรจquesโ (watermelons), but also โles oeufs au platโ (sunny side eggs in French) for smaller boobs :-)
For some reason, there are also many car related synonyms : โles airbagsโ, โles amortisseursโ(shock absorbers), โles pare-chocsโ (bumpers)โฆ
8 โ How To Say Butt in French
The common French word for butt is โles fesses (f)โ = buttlocks.
The vulgar, but most common one is โle culโ โ l silent = the ass.
Common synonyms include:
- โLe derriรจreโ = the behind. Old fashioned.
- โLe postรฉrieurโ = the behind. Old fashioned.
- โLโarriรจre-trainโ = the back train. Old fashioned
- โLe fionโ = ass. Very old fashioned (but also still used to describe poultry parts like the back of a chicken/hen.)
Honestly, we mostly use โles fessesโ and โle culโ.
Watch out for the French pronunciation :
- โle couโ = koo sound = the neck
- โle culโ = ku sound = the ass
- โles couillesโ = koo Y sound = testicules

In-depth audiobook covering the foundations as well as the difficulties of todayโs French pronunciation
- โLe sexeโ = sex
- โUn baiserโ, โun bisouโย = a kiss in French โ there are many synonyms here again. Remember โbaiserโ as a verb, nowadays, means to fuck.
- โEmbrasserโ = to kiss
- โRouler un patinโ = to French-kiss
- โCaresserโ = to caress
- โUne caresseโ = a caress
- โFaire des gouzis, faire des papouillesโ = could mean to tickle but is also used a lot to say to fool around.
- โรtre excitรฉ(e)โ = to be aroused
- โBanderโ = to have a hard-on
- โMouillerโ = to get wet
- โSe masturber, se branlerโ (common slang) = to masturbate, jerk off.
- โJouirโ = to come sexually โ watch out with this French verb that online translators still use to say โto enjoyโ!!! It has changed through time and now is mostly used to say to come sexually.
- โEjaculerโ = to ejaculate
- โLe spermeโ, โle foutre (old-fashion)โ = sperm, cum.
- โPrendre quelquโunโ = to take someone, verb often used for sexual positions. If you mean to drive someone home for example, use โconduireโ or โamener/emmenerโ โ see my article on to bring/take in French.
- โUne fellation (scientific), une pipe (common)โ = a blowjob
- โTailler une pipe, faire une turlutteโ = to give a blowjob (common slang)
- โUn cunnilingusโ = cunnilingus
- โlโanusโ = anus. Scientific.ย โLe trou du culโ = butthole. Common. Also used as a noun for an insult.
- โSodomiserโ = to sodomize.ย Scientific.
- โEnculerโ = to sodomize. Vulgar. โEnculรฉโ as a noun is a strong insult as well.
- โAnal(e)โ = the adjective anal.
- โUn moyen de contraceptionโ = a contraceptive
- โLa piluleโ = the pill
- โUn prรฉservatifโ, โune capoteโ (common slang) = condom
- โUn lubrifiantโ = lube.
- โUn jeuโ = a game
- โUn jouetโ = a toy
- โUn vibromasseurโ, โun godemichet, un godeโ= a dildo.
- โSexuel(le)โ = sexual
- โSexyโ = sexy
- โSensuel(le)โ = sensual
- โErotiqueโ = erotic
- โPornographiqueโ (often shorten as โpornoโ) = porn
On related topics โ but much less risquรฉ โ I suggest you also read:
- French Women Donโt Date โ the French Dating System Explained
- ๐ Flirting in French
- The Many Ways To Say I Love You in French
- French Valentineโs day
- All About French Kissing
- French love nicknames (with audio)
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