So, letâs talk about sex, baby :-)
1 â How to Say to Have Sex and to Make Love in French?
The commonly used expression is âfaire lâamourâ, which translates perfectly into âto make loveâ.
There are tons of vulgar expressions about it, the most common one being âbaiserâ used as a verb. This means to fuck, in the physical way as well as the mental one, just like âto get screwedâ. In that case, it is mostly used in the verb in the reflexive form: âse faire baiserâ.
2 â âVoulez-vous Coucher Avec Moi Ce Soirâ = Would You Like To Have Sex With Me Tonight?
Made famous by âLady Marmaladeâ, this song lyric is also a very direct pick-up line.
You have no idea how many times a student naively said that to me to show they knew âsomeâ French. Obviously they didnât mean it. Still, itâs quite embarrassing.
So, unless you want to ask someone to have sexual intercourse, stay away from that line.
- âCoucher avec quelquâunâ = to have sex with someone [lit: to lie down with someone]
- âDormir avec quelquâunâ = to sleep with someone in the same bed (not sexual)
- Note that âse coucherâ in the reflexive form means to go to bed. When you say goodbye in French, you could say: âbonne nuit! Je vais me coucherâ.
3 â French Synonyms For Having Sex â More or Less Vulgar
Here are some French synonyms and expressions for âmaking loveâ.
There are of course many more, but Iâll list here the most used ones, and let you know whether they are vulgar.
So, we already saw âfaire lâamourâ, âbaiserâ and âcoucherââŚ
- âSâenvoyer en lâairâ = literally to send yourself in the air. Common.
- âFaire des galipettesâ = to do somersaults. Cute.
- âTirer un/son coupâ = lit: to shoot a blow. Vulgar.
- âCopuler, sâaccouplerâ = to copulate. Scientific.
- âSe taper quelquâunâ = to âdoâ someone. Vulgar.
- âFaire crac-cracâ = to do âcrac cracâ (sound) â Cute.
- âForniquer â= to fornicate. Old fashioned.
- âConnaĂŽtreâ = to know sexually. Religious.
- âNiquerâ = to fuck. Vulgar.
- âSauterâ = to jump but in context meaning to fuck. Vulgar.
- âAvoir une relation sexuelleâ = to have sexual intercourse. Euh⌠? Descriptive?
For more, Iâll direct you to wikipedia. Watch out though that I personally know maybe a third of the expressions listed there⌠So itâs fun, but not so useful.
4 â How To Say Penis in French
Here also, we have TONS of synonyms â probably over a thousand actuallyâŚ.
- âLe pĂŠnisâ, âla vergeâ, âles organes gĂŠnitauxâ are scientific.
- âLa biteâ and âla pineâ are very common but vulgar, so is âle zobâ.
- âLe ziziâ and âle quiquiâ are childish.
- âLa queueâ is probably the most commonly used one.
- âLe petit JĂŠsusâ is simply weird. But commonâŚ
Here also, for reference, Iâll use wikipedia. But again, watch out, most of these words are NOT common.
Watch out â I often hear this embarrassing mistake: English students of French want to talk about a pine tree, and say âpineâ, which as we just saw means a penis. A pine tree is âun pinâ (nasal âinâ sound).
5 â How to Say Vagina in French
The female genitalia (les organes gĂŠnitaux fĂŠminin) is also called âla vulveâ â scientific. Here again, soooo many synonymsâŚ
- âLe conâ = is the literal translation of âcuntâ (sorry) but is extremely used in French as a noun or an adjective to say âa jerkâ or âstupidâ. Itâs one of the most common French words, but iâs original meaning of sexual organ has been forgotten. Describing genitalia as âun conâ is very old fashioned.
- âLa chatteâ = pussy. Vulgar but extremely common. âLe minouâ has the same meaning and is a bit less vulgar.
- âLa mouleâ = mussel. Super Vulgar. Yuck.
- âLa foufouneâ = not translatable. Very common, a bit vulgar but not too much. [note that in Quebec French, foufoune actually means the butt]
- âLe kikiâ, âla nenetteâ, âla zĂŠzetteâ = childish.
For more, go to wikipedia.
6 â How to Say Testicles in French
âLes testicules (f)â is the scientific, but also generic term.
There are not that many synonyms, believe it or not! Most of the synonyms refer to the shape of the testicles, so âles boulesâ (balls), âles olivesâ (olives), âles bonbonsâ (candies), âles noisettesâ (hazelnuts)âŚ
They are usually used in the plural, but Iâll list the French synonyms for testicles in the singular so you see the gender.
- âUne couilleâ = vulgar but very common. This one is particularly difficult to pronounce for English speakers, so use a synonym!
- âUne burneâ = vulgar but common.
- âUne coucougnetteâ = childish but also common.
- âLes bijoux de familleâ = always used in the plural means âthe family jewelsâ :-)
7 â How to Say Boobs in French
Back to a ton of words. âLes Seins (m)â is scientific and the most common term.
âLa poitrineâ refers to âthe chestâ but is mistaken for boobs, and often used in the plural: âles poitrinesâ although it is a mistake.
- âLes nichons (m), âles nibards (m)â, âles miches (f)â = vulgar but common.
- âLes nĂŠnĂŠsâ = very common. A bit childish.
- âLes tĂŠtonsâ = literally the tits, but used to describe the whole breast. Common.
- âle busteâ (bust), âla gorgeâ(throat) = more upscale French. Common though.
Of course, here again shape will provide all names of fruits⌠âles orangesâ, âles poiresâ (pears), âles melonsâ (cantaloupes), âles pastèquesâ (watermelons), but also âles oeufs au platâ (sunny side eggs in French) for smaller boobs :-)
For some reason, there are also many car related synonyms : âles airbagsâ, âles amortisseursâ(shock absorbers), âles pare-chocsâ (bumpers)âŚ
8 â How To Say Butt in French
The common French word for butt is âles fesses (f)â = buttlocks.
The vulgar, but most common one is âle culâ â l silent = the ass.
Common synonyms include:
- âLe derrièreâ = the behind. Old fashioned.
- âLe postĂŠrieurâ = the behind. Old fashioned.
- âLâarrière-trainâ = the back train. Old fashioned
- âLe fionâ = ass. Very old fashioned (but also still used to describe poultry parts like the back of a chicken/hen.)
Honestly, we mostly use âles fessesâ and âle culâ.
Watch out for the French pronunciation :
- âle couâ = koo sound = the neck
- âle culâ = ku sound = the ass
- âles couillesâ = koo Y sound = testicules
In-depth audiobook covering the foundations as well as the difficulties of todayâs French pronunciation
- âLe sexeâ = sex
- âUn baiserâ, âun bisouâ = a kiss in French â there are many synonyms here again. Remember âbaiserâ as a verb, nowadays, means to fuck.
- âEmbrasserâ = to kiss
- âRouler un patinâ = to French-kiss
- âCaresserâ = to caress
- âUne caresseâ = a caress
- âFaire des gouzis, faire des papouillesâ = could mean to tickle but is also used a lot to say to fool around.
- âĂtre excitĂŠ(e)â = to be aroused
- âBanderâ = to have a hard-on
- âMouillerâ = to get wet
- âSe masturber, se branlerâ (common slang) = to masturbate, jerk off.
- âJouirâ = to come sexually â watch out with this French verb that online translators still use to say âto enjoyâ!!! It has changed through time and now is mostly used to say to come sexually.
- âEjaculerâ = to ejaculate
- âLe spermeâ, âle foutre (old-fashion)â = sperm, cum.
- âPrendre quelquâunâ = to take someone, verb often used for sexual positions. If you mean to drive someone home for example, use âconduireâ or âamener/emmenerâ â see my article on to bring/take in French.
- âUne fellation (scientific), une pipe (common)â = a blowjob
- âTailler une pipe, faire une turlutteâ = to give a blowjob (common slang)
- âUn cunnilingusâ = cunnilingus
- âlâanusâ = anus. Scientific. âLe trou du culâ = butthole. Common. Also used as a noun for an insult.
- âSodomiserâ = to sodomize. Scientific.
- âEnculerâ = to sodomize. Vulgar. âEnculĂŠâ as a noun is a strong insult as well.
- âAnal(e)â = the adjective anal.
- âUn moyen de contraceptionâ = a contraceptive
- âLa piluleâ = the pill
- âUn prĂŠservatifâ, âune capoteâ (common slang) = condom
- âUn lubrifiantâ = lube.
- âUn jeuâ = a game
- âUn jouetâ = a toy
- âUn vibromasseurâ, âun godemichet, un godeâ= a dildo.
- âSexuel(le)â = sexual
- âSexyâ = sexy
- âSensuel(le)â = sensual
- âErotiqueâ = erotic
- âPornographiqueâ (often shorten as âpornoâ) = porn
On related topics â but much less risquĂŠ â I suggest you also read:
- French Women Donât Date â the French Dating System Explained
- đ Flirting in French
- The Many Ways To Say I Love You in French
- French Valentineâs day
- All About French Kissing
- French love nicknames (with audio)
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