Funny French Jokes 12 (+ Audio & English Translation)

These clean French Jokes and puns come with audio recording and English translation. A fun practice for the whole family!

How To Study French With French Jokes

Here are my French tips to better your French:

  1. Listen to the audio without reading the transcript
  2. If you don’t get it, read the French transcript as you are listening to the audio of the joke (repeat as needed)
  3. As a last resort, read the English translation. Then listen to the audio again.
  4. Make sure your make French flashcards to memorise the new vocabulary.

Bilingual French Joke With Audio Number 1

Activité intense

La maman demande à Julie:
– Que fais-tu ?
– Rien !
– Et ton frère ?
– Il m’aide…

Intense activity

Julia’s mother asks her:
– What are you doing?
– Nothing. –
And your brother?
– He’s helping me…

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Bilingual French Joke With Audio Number 2

Une bonne affaire

Un enfant va avec son père à l’hôpital pour voir sa mère qui a accouchée. Quand ils arrivent, l’enfant remarque que son petit frère a un bracelet autour de la main.
Le petit dit à son père:
– “Papa! Papa ! Ils ont oublié d’enlever le prix!!!

A good bargain

A child goes to hospital with his father to see his mom who has just given birth. When they arrive, the child notices that his little brother has a strap around his hand.
The small [child] says to his father:
– “Daddy! Daddy! They forgot to take the price tag off!”

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Bilingual French Joke With Audio Number 3

Histoire de bébé

La maman de Manu vient d’avoir un bébé. Sa cousine, en visite, lui demande :
– Comment s’appelle-t-il?
– On ne sait pas, il ne parle pas encore!

Baby story

Manu’s mother just had a baby. Her cousin, visiting her, asks:
– What’s his name?
– We don’t know; he doesn’t talk yet!


More French Jokes and Puns

For more audio French jokes and puns with audio recordings and English translation on French Today, follow these links:

  1. French Jokes and Puns
  2. French Jokes & Audio – 2
  3. Jokes in French – 3
  4. French Jokes Recorded – 4
  5. French Toto Jokes – 5
  6. Learn French With Jokes – 6
  7. Laugh in French – 7
  8. Blagues en Français – 8
  9. Easy to Understand French Jokes – 9
  10. French Funny Jokes – 10
  11. Recorded French Jokes – 11
  12. French Humor – 12
  13. A Fun Way to Learn French With French Jokes – 13
  14. Laugh With French Jokes – 14
  15. Blagues en Français – 15
  16. Blagues Françaises + Audio – 16
  17. Jokes From France – 17
  18. Blagues en Français – 18
  19. Learn French With French Jokes – 19
  20. French Jokes – A Fun French Practice – 20

And also

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  2. A Fun French Prank With Eggs
  3. French laughter Vocabulary & April’s Fool Tradition

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