How To Study French With French Jokes
Here are my French tips to better your French:
- Listen to the audio without reading the transcript
- If you don’t get it, read the French transcript as you are listening to the audio of the joke (repeat as needed)
- As a last resort, read the English translation. Then listen to the audio again.
- Make sure your make French flashcards to memorise the new vocabulary.
Bilingual French Joke With Audio Number 1
La maman demande à Julie:
– Que fais-tu ?
– Rien !
– Et ton frère ?
– Il m’aide…
Julia’s mother asks her:
– What are you doing?
– Nothing. –
And your brother?
– He’s helping me…
Bilingual French Joke With Audio Number 2
Une bonne affaire
Un enfant va avec son père à l’hôpital pour voir sa mère qui a accouchée. Quand ils arrivent, l’enfant remarque que son petit frère a un bracelet autour de la main.
Le petit dit à son père:
– “Papa! Papa ! Ils ont oublié d’enlever le prix!!!
A good bargain
A child goes to hospital with his father to see his mom who has just given birth. When they arrive, the child notices that his little brother has a strap around his hand.
The small [child] says to his father:
– “Daddy! Daddy! They forgot to take the price tag off!”
Bilingual French Joke With Audio Number 3
Histoire de bébé
La maman de Manu vient d’avoir un bébé. Sa cousine, en visite, lui demande :
– Comment s’appelle-t-il?
– On ne sait pas, il ne parle pas encore!
Manu’s mother just had a baby. Her cousin, visiting her, asks:
– What’s his name?
– We don’t know; he doesn’t talk yet!
More French Jokes and Puns
For more audio French jokes and puns with audio recordings and English translation on French Today, follow these links:
- French Jokes and Puns
- French Jokes & Audio – 2
- Jokes in French – 3
- French Jokes Recorded – 4
- French Toto Jokes – 5
- Learn French With Jokes – 6
- Laugh in French – 7
- Blagues en Français – 8
- Easy to Understand French Jokes – 9
- French Funny Jokes – 10
- Recorded French Jokes – 11
- French Humor – 12
- A Fun Way to Learn French With French Jokes – 13
- Laugh With French Jokes – 14
- Blagues en Français – 15
- Blagues Françaises + Audio – 16
- Jokes From France – 17
- Blagues en Français – 18
- Learn French With French Jokes – 19
- French Jokes – A Fun French Practice – 20