French Jokes and Puns – French Humor 9 (with audio)

Jokes and puns in French are a fun way to train on your speaking abilities and pronunciation: memorize them by heart, and then tell them to your French speaking friends, or your classmates. It’s a good way to start the day!

How To Study French With French Jokes

Here are my French tips to better your French:

  1. Listen to the audio without reading the transcript
  2. If you don’t get it, read the French transcript as you are listening to the audio of the joke (repeat as needed)
  3. As a last resort, read the English translation. Then listen to the audio again.
  4. Make sure your make French flashcards to memorise the new vocabulary.

Joke in French 1

Cot, cot, cot, codec…

Le psychanalyste: Qu’est-ce qui ne va pas avec votre frère ?
La soeur : Il pense qu’il est un poulet.
Le psychanalyste : Et il se comporte comme un poulet depuis quand ?
La soeur : Trois ans maintenant. On serait bien venus plus tôt, mais on avait besoin de ses oeufs…

Cluck cluck

The psychoanalyst: What’s wrong with your brother?
The sister: He thinks he is a chicken.
The psychoanalyst: And since when has he been behaving like a chicken?
The sister: [It’s been] three years now. We would have liked to come earlier, but we needed the eggs…

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Joke in French 2

Une fuite

Le maître s’adresse à ses élèves :
– Je vais vous rendre vos devoirs de mathématiques. Il s’agissait d’un problème de robinet qui fuit. Toto, tu n’as rien répondu mais tu as écrit un numéro de téléphone. Pourquoi ?
– C’est celui de mon père, m’sieur, il est plombier…

A leak

The teacher to his students:
– I’m going to give you back your math homework. It was a problem about a leaking tap. Toto, you have not responded [to the question] at all, but have written a phone number. Why?
– That’s my dad’s number, sir, he’s a plumber…

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Joke in French 3

Meuh…

A l’école, l’institutrice s’adresse à Toto...
– À quoi sert le mouton ?
– À nous donner la laine, mademoiselle l’institutrice.
– À quoi sert la poule ?
– À nous donner des oeufs, mademoiselle l’institutrice.
– À quoi sert la vache ?
– À nous donner des devoirs, mademoiselle l’institutrice.

Moo…

At school, the teacher says to Toto:
– What is a sheep [good] for?
– To give us wool, Miss. [literally, “miss teacher”].
– What is a hen good for?
– To give us eggs, Miss.
– What is a cow for?
– To give us homework, Miss.

(“une vache” is a mild slang word to describe a woman who is strict and tough.)


More French Jokes and Puns

For more audio French jokes and puns with audio recordings and English translation on French Today, follow these links:

  1. French Jokes and Puns
  2. French Jokes & Audio – 2
  3. Jokes in French – 3
  4. French Jokes Recorded – 4
  5. French Toto Jokes – 5
  6. Learn French With Jokes – 6
  7. Laugh in French – 7
  8. Blagues en Français – 8
  9. Easy to Understand French Jokes – 9
  10. French Funny Jokes – 10
  11. Recorded French Jokes – 11
  12. French Humor – 12
  13. A Fun Way to Learn French With French Jokes – 13
  14. Laugh With French Jokes – 14
  15. Blagues en Français – 15
  16. Blagues Françaises + Audio – 16
  17. Jokes From France – 17
  18. Blagues en Français – 18
  19. Learn French With French Jokes – 19
  20. French Jokes – A Fun French Practice – 20

And also

  1. Our daughter Leyla tells French Jokes (With Video)
  2. A Fun French Prank With Eggs
  3. French laughter Vocabulary & April’s Fool Tradition

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