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What does a tea cup say in an elevator?
- I want to go up (well... it's a pun! So in French, "mon thé" (my tea) sounds just like "monter" (to go up). Hahaha...
What does a cigar say in an elevator?
- I want to go down (another one. In French "descendre" (to go down) sounds like "des cendres" (ashes).
Le bateau
Une petite fille dit à son père:
- Papa! Papa! Regarde un bateau !
- C'est pas un bateau ça; c'est un yacht !
- Comment ça s'écrit «yacht »?
- Heu ... tu as raison c'est un bateau !
Note: In spoken French, they may say “C’est pas” instead of “Ce n’est pas.”
A little girl says to her father:
- Daddy! Daddy! Look! A boat!
- That’s not a boat; it’s a yacht!
- How do you spell “yacht”?
- Er … you’re right; it’s a boat!
Toto et le temps qui passe
La maîtresse demande à Toto:
- Quel est le futur de "je bâille" ?
- Je dors !
The yeacher asks Toto:
- What is the future [tense] of ‘I yawn’?
- I sleep!
