French Riddles & Audio Pronunciation & Explanations 五

Test your French understanding and laugh a little with this short and simple riddles in French + English translation + audio recording.

Humor is a fun way to practice your French and learn French vocabulary and grammar in context.

Here are some fun French riddles, with the English translation and explanation of the riddle.

There are also a few French jokes and some puns in French Enjoy!

French Riddle

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Quest-ce qui commence par E, qui finit par E et qui ne contient quune seule lettre ?

What [word] starts with E, ends with E, and yet has only one letter in it?

R矇ponse :  Une enveloppe !

Explanation of the French riddle

An envelope! [Pun on the word lettre].

French Pun

Un voleur est au vingti癡me 矇tage dun immeuble. Tout coup son pied glisse et il tombe en bas.
Les policiers disent : Ce fut son dernier vol.

A thief is on the twentieth floor of a building. Suddenly his foot slips and he falls down.
The police say: This was his last flight

Explanation of the French pun

vol means both flight and theft, robbery.

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French Riddle

Je commence la nuit. Je finis le matin, et japparais 2 fois dans lann矇e. Qui suis-je ? La lettre NClick to Tweet

Night starts with me,
and morning (matin) ends with me (in French only),
and I appear twice in a Year (ann矇e) (again, in French).
What am I?

Answer: The letter N.

French Riddle

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Je suis une petite pierre blanche qui tombe dans une mer noire. Un tourbillon argent矇, et je disparais. Qui suis-je?

Im a tiny rock that falls into a black sea. [There is] a silvery whirlpool and I disappear. Who am I?

Un morceau de sucre.

A piece of sugar.

French Pun

Maman comment cherche-t-on un mot dans le dictionnaire ?
Par exemple, tu cherches miel m et pour 矇pinard ???
Je cherche aime pas.

Im afraid thats not going to work much in English Hopefully you got it in French!!

Mommy, how do you look words up in a dictionary?
For example, you look honey under h and for spinach ???
I [would] look up dislike.
[M sounds like aime = like]

French Joke

Cest une femme qui dit une amie :
Mon fils marche depuis quil a 4 mois.
Eh bien, il doit 礙tre loin maintenant !

A woman tells a friend:
My son has been walking since he is four months old.
Gee, he must be far now!

French Joke

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La maman de Toto:
Toto, o羅 est la passoire ?
Toto:
Je lai jet矇e, elle 矇tait pleine de trous!

Totos mom:
Toto, where is the strainer?
Toto:
I threw it away; it was full of holes!

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French Riddle

Jai un bras, trois t礙tes, et quatre jambes. Qui suis-je ?

I have a hand, three heads, and four legs. What/who am I?

Un menteur.

A liar.

French Riddle

Pourquoi les 矇l矇phants ne peuvent pas avoir un ordinateur ?

Why is it that elephants cant have computer?

Parce quil ont peur des souris!

Because they fear mice !

Video French Riddles Told By My Daughter Leyla

(This is Camille speaking) We love to tell jokes in my family : here are 2 French riddles told by Leyla!

Leylas French Riddle 1

Devinette en fran癟ais: que disent deux bonshommes de neige qui se rencontrent ?儭儭儭儭儭儭Tu ne trouves pas que 癟a sent la carotte aujourdhui ?Click to Tweet

What do 2 snowmen say when they meet each other?
Dont you think it smells like carrots today?

Leylas French Riddle 2

Quest-ce qui fait teuf teuf en dessous de la terre ?

What goes teuf teuf underground?

Une taupe en scooter !

A mole riding a scooter !

Did you get the riddles in French? Could you guess the answer? Im interested to know: please leave a comment in the section below, and of course, a share is always very much appreciated!

Mostafa Abedinifard

I am doing my PhD in Comparative Literature at the University of Alberta. In my research I use three languages: Farsi, English, and French. The first is my mother tongue, and the second has been the language of instruction in my studies during the past decade. As for French, I dare to say that my familiarity with Camilles great French audio lessons has been a turning point in my relationship with this language. Thanks Camille!

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