Blagues en Français 10 + audio + Traduction en Anglais

Jokes and puns in French are a fun way to train on your speaking abilities and pronunciation: memorize them by heart, and then tell them to your French speaking friends, or your classmates. It’s a good way to start the day!

How To Study French With These French Jokes?

First, listen to the audio of the French joke without reading the text.

Repeat a couple of times and see if you can understand. If not, first look at the French transcript of the joke while the audio is playing: did you get it this time?

As a last ressort, look at the translation and of course, learn the new words of vocabulary if need be!

More tips about how to improve your French comprehension in this arti

Chaleur – French Joke 1

Un Éléphant et une souris sont dans le désert. Ils ont très chaud. La souris demande:
– Ca te fait rien si je marche dans ton ombre pendant une petite demi-heure ? On pourra changer après…

Heat

An elephant and a mouse are in the desert. It’s very hot. The mouse asks:
– Would you mind if I walked in your shadow for [a small] half an hour? We could change [roles] afterward.

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Ce n’est pas totalement faux – French Joke 2

Un garçon demande à son père :
– Papa, pourquoi regardes-tu seulement les rayons les plus bas à l’épicerie ?
– Pour trouver les prix les plus bas!

It’s not completely wrong

A boy asks his father:
– Daddy, why are you only looking at the low shelves at the store?
-To find the lowest prices!

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Jeu de mot citronné français – French Joke 3

Une maman citron dit à ses enfants :
– Pour vivre longtemps, il ne faut jamais être pressé !

Lemony French pun

A mom lemon says to her children:
– To live for a long time, you must never be pressed! [“être pressé” means to be in a hurry, but we also use the verb “presser” to say “to squeeze” a lemon]


More French Jokes and Puns

For more audio French jokes and puns with audio recordings and English translation on French Today, follow these links:

  1. French Jokes and Puns
  2. French Jokes & Audio – 2
  3. Jokes in French – 3
  4. French Jokes Recorded – 4
  5. French Toto Jokes – 5
  6. Learn French With Jokes – 6
  7. Laugh in French – 7
  8. Blagues en Français – 8
  9. Easy to Understand French Jokes – 9
  10. French Funny Jokes – 10
  11. Recorded French Jokes – 11
  12. French Humor – 12
  13. A Fun Way to Learn French With French Jokes – 13
  14. Laugh With French Jokes – 14
  15. Blagues en Français – 15
  16. Blagues Françaises + Audio – 16
  17. Jokes From France – 17
  18. Blagues en Français – 18
  19. Learn French With French Jokes – 19
  20. French Jokes – A Fun French Practice – 20

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