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Jokes and puns in French are a fun way to train on your speaking abilities and pronunciation: memorize them by heart, and then tell them to your French speaking friends, or your classmates. It's a good way to start the day!

Histoire de Pommes de terre

C’est l’histoire de deux pommes de terre.
Une d’elles se fait écraser et l’autre s’écrie :
– Oh purée !

Potatoes story

Here is the story of two potatoes.
One of them is ran over, and the other says:
– Oh purée! [It’s a pun, meaning both “Oh my goodness!” and “Oh, mashed potatoes!”]

Note from Camille: another version of this story is Leyla’s first joke, one that we love in our family. Instead of potatoes, it’s tomatoes, and after it’s been ran over, the Mom says “common Ketchup” – pun on “catch up”….

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Timeless

This is one of the most common Kindergarden jokes ever… I am positive ANY French kid has heard it… My mom told it, I told it, Leyla told it to me last year…

Qu’est-ce qui est. petit, rond, vert, et qui monte et qui descend ?
– Un petit pois dans un ascenseur.

What is small, round, green and goes up and down?
– A small green-pea in an elevator.

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A l’opéra

– Papa, pourquoi le monsieur fait peur à la dame avec son bâton ?
– Il ne veut pas lui faire peur, c’est le chef d’orchestre.
– Alors pourquoi la dame, elle crie?

At the opera

– Daddy, why is the guy scaring the lady by his stick?
– He is not scaring her; he’s the conductor.
– Then, why is the lady shouting?

 

More French audio jokes and puns:

http://www.frenchtoday.com/blog/french-jokes-and-puns-blagues-en-francais-audio-1

http://www.frenchtoday.com/blog/french-jokes-and-puns-blagues-en-francais-audio-2

http://www.frenchtoday.com/blog/french-jokes-and-puns-blagues-en-francais-audio-3

http://www.frenchtoday.com/blog/french-jokes-and-puns-blagues-en-francais-audio-4

http://www.frenchtoday.com/blog/french-jokes-and-puns-blagues-en-francais-5-with-audio

http://www.frenchtoday.com/blog/french-jokes-puns-blagues-en-francais-audio-6

http://www.frenchtoday.com/blog/french-jokes-puns-blagues-en-francais-audio-7

http://www.frenchtoday.com/blog/french-jokes-puns-blagues-en-francais-audio-8

http://www.frenchtoday.com/blog/french-jokes-puns-blagues-en-francais-audio-9

http://www.frenchtoday.com/blog/french-jokes-puns-blagues-en-francais-audio-10

http://www.frenchtoday.com/blog/french-jokes-puns-blagues-en-francais-audio-11

http://www.frenchtoday.com/blog/french-jokes-puns-blagues-en-francais-audio-12

http://www.frenchtoday.com/blog/french-jokes-puns-blagues-en-francais-audio-13

http://www.frenchtoday.com/blog/french-jokes-puns-blagues-en-francais-14-audio

http://www.frenchtoday.com/blog/french-jokes-puns-blagues-en-francais-15-audio

http://www.frenchtoday.com/blog/french-jokes-puns-blagues-en-francais-16-audio

http://www.frenchtoday.com/blog/french-jokes-puns-blagues-en-francais-17-audio

http://www.frenchtoday.com/blog/french-jokes-puns-blagues-en-francais-18-audio

http://www.frenchtoday.com/blog/french-jokes-puns-blagues-en-francais-19-audio

http://www.frenchtoday.com/blog/french-jokes-puns-blagues-en-francais-20-audio


Mostafa Abedinifard

I am doing my PhD in Comparative Literature at the University of Alberta. In my research I use three languages: Farsi, English, and French. The first is my mother tongue, and the second has been the language of instruction in my studies during the past decade. As for French, I dare to say that my familiarity with Camille’s great French audio lessons has been a turning point in my relationship with this language. Thanks Camille!

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