Bilingual French Jokes and Puns + Audio

Bilingual and clean French Jokes and puns for the whole family, translated into English and clearly recorded by a native French speaker. A fun way to practice your French today!

How To Study French With French Jokes

Here are my French tips to better your French:

  1. Listen to the audio without reading the transcript
  2. If you don’t get it, read the French transcript as you are listening to the audio of the joke (repeat as needed)
  3. As a last resort, read the English translation. Then listen to the audio again.
  4. Make sure your make French flashcards to memorise the new vocabulary.

French Joke Number 1

Inutile

La maman de Toto:
– Toto, où est la passoire ?
Toto:
– Je l’ai jetée, elle était pleine de trous!

Useless

Toto’s mom:
– Toto, where is the strainer?
Toto:
– I threw it away; it had holes all over it!

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French Riddle Number 2

J’ai un bras, trois têtes, et quatre jambes. Qui suis-je ?
– Un menteur.

I have a hand, three heads, and four legs. What/who am I?
– A liar.

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French Joke Number 3

Devinette

– Pourquoi les éléphants ne peuvent pas avoir un ordinateur ?
– Parce qu’il ont peur des souris!

Guessing game

– Why is it that elephants can’t have computer?
– Because they fear mice !


More French Jokes and Puns

For more audio French jokes and puns with audio recordings and English translation on French Today, follow these links:

  1. French Jokes and Puns
  2. French Jokes & Audio – 2
  3. Jokes in French – 3
  4. French Jokes Recorded – 4
  5. French Toto Jokes – 5
  6. Learn French With Jokes – 6
  7. Laugh in French – 7
  8. Blagues en Français – 8
  9. Easy to Understand French Jokes – 9
  10. French Funny Jokes – 10
  11. Recorded French Jokes – 11
  12. French Humor – 12
  13. A Fun Way to Learn French With French Jokes – 13
  14. Laugh With French Jokes – 14
  15. Blagues en Français – 15
  16. Blagues Françaises + Audio – 16
  17. Jokes From France – 17
  18. Blagues en Français – 18
  19. Learn French With French Jokes – 19
  20. French Jokes – A Fun French Practice – 20

And also

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  2. A Fun French Prank With Eggs
  3. French laughter Vocabulary & April’s Fool Tradition

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