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Easy French Practice

Fun French Jokes & Audio + English Translation

By Mostafa Abedinifard on September 25, 2013
Mostafa Abedinifard

Improve your French pronunciation and vocabulary with this clean, family friendly French jokes and puns, and have a great day!

How To Study French With French Jokes

Here are my French tips to better your French:

  1. Listen to the audio without reading the transcript
  2. If you don’t get it, read the French transcript as you are listening to the audio of the joke (repeat as needed)
  3. As a last resort, read the English translation. Then listen to the audio again.
  4. Make sure your make French flashcards to memorise the new vocabulary.

First French Joke

Intermediate Level

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Problèmes de société

– Je pense qu’il est vrai que la télé peut entraîner de la violence, dit Etienne.
– Qu’est ce qui te fait dire ça ? lui demande son copain.
– Et bien chaque fois que j’allume, mon père me crie dessus !

Society Problems

– I think it’s true that the TV can lead to violence, says Etienne.
– What makes you say that? Asks his friend.
– Well, every time I turn it on, my father shouts at me.

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Cat French Joke

Miaou

\La maîtresse dit à son élève :
– “Jules ! je t’ai dit de dessiner ton animal préféré ! 
Et tu n’as rien fait ! ”
Jules répond :
-” Mais si, Madame ! 
J’ai dessiné mon chat noir en pleine nuit !”

Meow

Teacher says to his student:
– Jules! I told you to draw your favourite animal, and you have done nothing!
Jules answers:
– But I did, Misses! I have drawn my black cat in a dark night!

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Third French Joke

Jus de citron

Une maman citron dit à ses enfants :
РPour vivre longtemps, il ne faut jamais ̻tre press̩ !

Lemon juice

A lemon mom says to her children:
– In order to live long, one should never get pressed for time / but also squeezed in French!


More French Jokes and Puns

For more audio French jokes and puns with audio recordings and English translation on French Today, follow these links:

  1. French Jokes and Puns
  2. French Jokes & Audio – 2
  3. Jokes in French – 3
  4. French Jokes Recorded – 4
  5. French Toto Jokes – 5
  6. Learn French With Jokes – 6
  7. Laugh in French – 7
  8. Blagues en Fran̤ais Р8
  9. Easy to Understand French Jokes – 9
  10. French Funny Jokes – 10
  11. Recorded French Jokes – 11
  12. French Humor – 12
  13. A Fun Way to Learn French With French Jokes – 13
  14. Laugh With French Jokes – 14
  15. Blagues en Fran̤ais Р15
  16. Blagues Fran̤aises + Audio Р16
  17. Jokes From France – 17
  18. Blagues en Fran̤ais Р18
  19. Learn French With French Jokes – 19
  20. French Jokes – A Fun French Practice – 20

And also

  1. Our daughter Leyla tells French Jokes (With Video)
  2. A Fun French Prank With Eggs
  3. French laughter Vocabulary & April’s Fool Tradition

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