Blagues en Français + English Translation 3 (With Audio)

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3 French jokes translated into English to start your French studies with a laugh. These French jokes come with audio, recorded by a native Parisian.

How To Study French With French Jokes

Here are my French tips to better your French:

  1. Listen to the audio without reading the transcript
  2. If you don’t get it, read the French transcript as you are listening to the audio of the joke (repeat as needed)
  3. As a last resort, read the English translation. Then listen to the audio again.
  4. Make sure your make French flashcards to memorise the new vocabulary.

Blague en Français 1

Devinettes d’Ascenseur

Que dit une tasse de thé dans un ascenseur ?
– Je veux mon thé!

Que dit un cigare dans un ascenseur ?
– Je veux des cendres!

Elevator Puns

What does a tea cup say in an elevator?
– I want to go up (well… it’s a pun! So in French, “mon thé” (my tea)  sounds just like “monter” (to go up). Hahaha…

What does a cigar say in an elevator?
– I want to go down (another one. In French “descendre” (to go down) sounds like “des cendres” (ashes).

Blague en Français 2

Le Bateau

Une petite fille dit à son père:
– Papa! Papa! Regarde un bateau !
– C’est pas un bateau ça; c’est un yacht !
– Comment ça s’écrit «yacht »?
– Heu … tu as raison c’est un bateau !

Note: In spoken French, they may say “C’est pas” instead of “Ce n’est pas.” 

The Boat

A little girl says to her father:
– Daddy! Daddy! Look! A boat!
– That’s not a boat; it’s a yacht!
– How do you spell “yacht”?
– Er … you’re right; it’s a boat!

Blague en Français 3

Toto et le Temps qui Passe

La maîtresse demande à Toto:
– Quel est le futur de “je bâille” ?
– Je dors !

Toto and Passing Time

The teacher asks Toto:
– What is the future [tense] of ‘I yawn’?
– I sleep!


More French Jokes and Puns

For more audio French jokes and puns with audio recordings and English translation on French Today, follow these links:

  1. French Jokes and Puns
  2. French Jokes & Audio – 2
  3. Jokes in French – 3
  4. French Jokes Recorded – 4
  5. French Toto Jokes – 5
  6. Learn French With Jokes – 6
  7. Laugh in French – 7
  8. Blagues en Français – 8
  9. Easy to Understand French Jokes – 9
  10. French Funny Jokes – 10
  11. Recorded French Jokes – 11
  12. French Humor – 12
  13. A Fun Way to Learn French With French Jokes – 13
  14. Laugh With French Jokes – 14
  15. Blagues en Français – 15
  16. Blagues Françaises + Audio – 16
  17. Jokes From France – 17
  18. Blagues en Français – 18
  19. Learn French With French Jokes – 19
  20. French Jokes – A Fun French Practice – 20

And also

  1. Our daughter Leyla tells French Jokes (With Video)
  2. A Fun French Prank With Eggs
  3. French laughter Vocabulary & April’s Fool Tradition

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